| Zodiak | 0:48 |
| Snowcone Ribplate | 0:27 |
| Cool Guy | 0:33 |
| Dwarf Goober Militia | 0:18 |
| Let's Fucking Go!!! | 1:26 |
| Complete And Utter Eradication Of All Generic Pop Punk (Extended Version) | 0:28 |
| Sword Of The Lord | 0:42 |
| A Legend In Your Own Mind | 0:34 |
| Street Jam To The Second Power | 1:07 |
| Hort | 0:16 |
| Black N Dekker Crusty Wrecker | 0:17 |
| Bobby Dee In The Hour Of Chaos | 1:05 |
| Gary Monardo's Record Vault Shirt | 1:03 |
| Not Even Phased | 0:32 |
| Campaign For Emo Destruction | 0:42 |
| Hardcore Before Mark McCoy Was Emo Semen | 0:46 |
| Sluta | 0:28 |
| shovetheinternetupyourgapinganalcavity@dork.com | 0:33 |
| Hoarder | 0:45 |
| Now 50% More Pants Shitting | 1:25 |
| Let The Beatings Commence | 0:44 |
| Chris Pooped At The Skatepark | 1:08 |
| Jeb For Ruler Of The (Formerly) Free World | 1:16 |
| Staayyyle | 0:26 |
| Crush Kill Destroy |