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"Artifix does it again with another killer, crucial record. Originally recorded in the titular year and released by a German label in 2005 as a 12”, this is a woefully too short sole document of a band that morphed into first-wave San Gabriel Valley punk darlings the Simpletones. Two short, punchy, obnoxious (again, take a look at the date it was recorded) originals and a cover of the Avengers’ “We Are the One” are all you get, culled from a surprisingly well-recorded session in their rehearsal room, remastered, and properly repackaged as a 7”. The results could easily be slipped onto a Rip Offs LP and no one would blink. Good, good listening here."

– Jimmy Alvarado, Razorcake

A1 I'm Not Your Contraceptive
A2 Cardboard Crotch
B1 We Are The One